Friday, March 26, 2010

Maybe it is just time for some baseball!

I have been asked to help several groups from the 9/12ers to the Tea Parties to lead them into victory over our fascist government. I have been thinking about it for awhile, mulling this over. I figured that if I could take a group of these 'so called adults' (50% of them are childish morons) and become the central leader again that they all need they will succeed. They do need a leader here in the OKC metro. Then I realized something, I pay the government between $5,000 and $15,000 a year and it takes them 3 months to send me a check. I ask for a movie from Netflix and it LITERALLY is in my mailbox within less than 36 hours. How is that? Then I realize that we all as American citizen are eventually going to become wards of the state with this health care debacle. I finally made my decision!
Baseball is starting up. I am going to watch baseball! Screw health care, Pelosi, Obama, the Demonazis, the Repubs, the White House, the House of Congress, the Bill of Rights, the Constitution. I figure that if the Constitution has not learned how to fight for itself in over 200 years, it never will. The Constitution is always 'needing protection' and blah blah blah. The Constitution is like Walker's girlfriend in Walker, Texas Ranger. Half of the episodes is when Walker's girlfriend gets kidnapped or beaten and he tries to save her. I would always think that if she would just get a bodyguard or Walker would just break up with her, he would have a lot more time on his hands to start up a hobby like whittling or quilting. He never did. But I am. So Constitution, get a bodyguard or stand up for yourself or you are gonna get bullied even more. Good luck Constitution, I am going to watch some baseball!

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